ALRIGHTY THEN!!

Now that I have the attention of someone, somewhere out there in the world of the interwebs it sucks to be you. You know, why? Well, if you did I would be extremely scared and shocked. I mean someone who actually knows what I am warning before I even type it or think it, just plain creepy. What I was about to say before the child in me went ADD and chased a shiny red ball into the streat, you should be afraid! For I am BACK BABY!

On the first order of busness theres those god danmed pancakes. They not only are lazy pan sizzled hot waffle things.... but they are HALF CAKE! Their HYBRIDS! We all know how the fork/spoon hybrids turned out. They went on a murderous rampage! I mean... whose's bright idea was it to use waffle mix, pour it into a greesy pan and declare it edible. Horrible... vial... filth.

Now... its not that I have anything socially against pancakes. I mean. I like them as much as I like the next Starsmucks, but seriously guys, shape up. Now, no offence to the pancake god if there is one.

And to all you pancakes out there...

.... up for scrabble latter?

Does anyone want to go to field of scenes?? Call me, email me, or just coment if anyone ever wants to hang out.

TTUL

The Almighty,

Sami the Strange